Banned :OO

Sorry for not blogging at all yesterday, my faather had banned us from the internet because the days before we used and entire gig of download (1 of 8) and this has to last us for the rest of the month. *sigh* Yesterday i did the usual, went round to kierans house and played some MW3 and Halo. Greatnessss! i honestly can't wait to buy skyrim when we're in aus next. So as everyone probably knows (unless you live under a rock), png isnt the safest place round here atm. There's been riots, gunshots, fights and more violent happenings. To me, that's uncool. I don't think this will make it far, but i think the papua new guinean politics need to pull their socks up and look around them to see what their doing to this beautiful country. What government runs their country with violence and forces people to do as they say unfairls? What prime minister sits back and lets the people run wild, and take everyones hard earned money to spend on their own personal leisure? What candidates for the prime minister fight depending on the outcome of the vote? Somare- you are an old man, retire and go live the rest of your life in peace and quiet. O'neil- You're hardly perfect, i can understand why someone wouldn't want you as PM.
This is the country i live in ayee.
Yet still, i love it.

Run away

Today has been the boring of all boring days. I slept in, woke up, ate, and so far, that's all i've done all day. For the past 4 hours i've been awake i've been SO BORED. I asked my mum to drop me off at Kieran's place seeing as dad had a spaz about me walking and she said no. MUM, I'M 15, DO YOU REALLY THINK I WANT TO SPEND MY HOLIDAYS SITTING AROUND HOME WATCHING TV WHEN MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE OUT SOCIALISING LIKE MOST TEENAGERS DO ON HOLIDAYS@!@#?@?!?!@?@??! I swear one day i'm just going to run away. This is my 3rd day at home, and i think i'm dying. And slowly getting whiter.

8 more days left with Michael, and she won't even let me see him. I hate my life.

From this, TO THIS! :DDD

A rather eventfully uneventful day.

I was forced (literally) to get out of bed at 7:30 (!!!!) this morning to go next door for breakfast. It was a pretty good brekky ayy. There was pancakes, and bacon, and fruit and yummy stuff. it was soooo good. So i came home and made a pointless status on facey (facebook) then went to the coca-cola factory up here in port moresby. My dad works for coke, so my family and next door neighbours got a private tour of the new production like that was just installed. First in the world of that kind. It produces 500ml bottles of coke, plus can make any other type of plastic bottle. It's fair amazing how it can go from a small little test tube thing, to a bottle of coke! i'll post a picture eventually of the 'transformation' or 'evolution' (as rowan likes to call it) or the coke bottle when i can be bothered.

i'm not sure whether or not to share my blog on facebook, for the risk that my mum will see it and read it. She will shove me in a garbag bag and throw me into a like if she finds out about us snooping the christmas presents. SHE'S ONTO US! >.<

Trolololol

Last night, mum left her facebook open on the lappy. Baaaad mistake mum. the picture is hard to see, but i basically made a whole heap of strange status'. Quite a lot of people thought mum was either high, or drunk. You can't see all the posts in this image ;)

One of the Boys.

Today was a fair fine day! I slept in, and my mate Kieran came round to chill. Not long after he walked him, his mate called and said he wanted to go to his house. So kieran and i walked out my gate and saw Chris and Russell standing outside. It makes me wonder how they knew where i lived... Any who, it isn't everyday you see a couple of whiteys cruisin' the streets of POM POM city city (it's the lyrics to a song) so you can be sure i felt pree black :) Russell is PNG and Chris is like, Sri Lankin or something, so their both fair dark. Now let's keep in mind here i'm the only chick, so i feel kaks (cool in pidgin). So we rock up to Kierans house, and make our way to 'The Batcave'. Basically a room with the computer and the Xbox. So Chris, Russ and myself start to play the new Call of Duty game: Modern Warfare 3, and i'm like, fully kicking their asses. Sad for them cos i'm a girl. I got bored after a while and kicked Kieran off the computer and started to troll his facebook account, which he foolishly left open. Smart one genius. I gave my xbox remote to russ and looked over at the score, and since i stopped playing, i was losing by almost 1000 points. Decided it wasn't worth starting to play again. Next thing i know, my mates Jess and Hane rock up and we all start watching a movie. Chris and Russ had to go home because Chris's mum thought he was at the craft markets... Sly dog ;)

By this stage, Kieran was greatly out numbered with the ratio of boys to girls (1:3) and we decided to go through his wardrobe and make fun of his choice of fashion. I never knew a 14 year old boy could own such UGLY clothes. Lololol :DDD

It was like 3:30 when we left kierans place and my dad took me home to get ready for my bro's (marcus) 18th birthday party. We came late cos i fiddled around at home for too long.

The party was pree awesome. Was a lovely night with my lubbly jubbly boyfriend and friends :) although for the majority of the time, it was like pouring rain hardcore and there was lightning and thunder. Great conditions for a pool party ;)

None the less, i had a great time, even if i didn't drink (proud mum and dad? Yeah, you should be) Hopefully they will let me go out more often now.

That is all :) <3

P.S- Michael, i know you're reading this, so i love you. Just sayin'. Btw, my mum thinks your weird because you come from canberra and mitchell said you cant swim. x

5:00 in the morning

Well, as you can tell, it's rather early in the morning and i'm still awake. There is something wrong in that equation... I finished Skyping Michael at like 11:30 and fell asleep at like 12:30, but i had a bed dream and woke up at 3 and I STILL CAN'T SLEEP! RawR! 

So i was reading other peoples blogs earlier in the night, and i realised that mine is kinda sooper gay. division 1. Like, i need to post more pictures and stuff, but theres not much to take photos of this time of the year up (or down) here.

so i'll share some of my funny stories and stuff ;)

There was this one time in Singapore, my family and i were visiting, and we were sitting in the back of the taxi (myself, mum and mitch - in that order). Now people in Singapore aren't too fond of seatbelts, but my brother and i- being good citizens (and now wanting to die in the unfortunate case of an accident) always wore ours anyway. My parents on the other hand, didn't. so we're driving along and the taxi driver suddenly hits the breaks, and because of the plastic covered seats in the back, my mum slit straight foward between my dad and the taxi driver and gets stuck. It all happened so fast, at first i didn't know what happened. but once it had run through my mind a few times, well, lets just say i lost the plot. I was in hysterical fits of laughter, as was the rest of the car while mum sat trying to re-position herself on the seat. i'm laughing as i type this. It was so funny :DD

hahaha

all my guppies keep dying!!! I had 11, and now i have 7!? which meand 4 have died in the past week. although i think the other guppies have eaten them. Cannibals. Can someone help me out here? I like my fish in the tank, not the toilet :'(

So it's like what, 15 days until Christmas :DD Excited much. OH GOD! My laptop zapped me!! I hate it when that happens! RAWR!

I think Michael should wake up and text me. Talking to people on facey is getting boring, seeing as there's only like 3 people online, because most normal people are snuggled up in bed, sleeping soundly. Instead i sit on my time single bed with mitchell taking up the bottom half, listening to Basshunter..

I kinda miss school in a way. you know, seeing all my friends everyday, and the boyfee, seeing as i'm not allowed to see him out of school (see him at all). Parents sometimes can be so suckish. I didn't write that.

Anyways, i'm going to kick mitchell out and try to get some sleep, seeing as i've only had 3 hours in the past 24. Good night :) sweet dreams everyone!

P.S- Congratulations to my big sister Taryn in Darwin who is finally Engaged to Matthew :) Hope your marriage brings only happiness your way xxx

Welcome kind friend

Heyy thuuurr :3
I'm new to this blogging stuff.. kind of. Well i've had blogs before, but they were boring and about boring stuff. Do you know what's boring? The school holidays. I live in Papua New Guinea (yeahh, look it up) and to be honest, it's probably the most boring country when it comes to entertainment for a 15 year old Australian girl. Today especially, cos' there was some 'handing down of a scroll'- or something like that, in the courts and people were going like, going ballistic or something. not in the good way ballistic, the bad. 
Any who, i set up this blog to keep me busy these holidays, although i highly doubt anyone will read it :) but you know what they say, it's the thought that counts.
Oh yeah, the title of my blog, well i'll break it up into 3 sections- the llama, the tribal dances, and the DINOsaurs (RawR!). Well, i have this friend (the BFFL type) called Aleki. She's (as people say up here) mix-race- half PNG, half German. We were sitting in maths one time, and i was trying to be a smart ass (sorry mum) and convince her that during one season of the year, llamas sprout small wings on their back and can fly. Not far, or very significantly, but they can fly. then, after that season ends, the wings shrivel up and fall off. It's true, look it up!
The tribal dances- Well it's kind of obvious. I live in Papua New Guinea :) One of the most culturally cultural (?) countries in the world. So there's quite a lot of tribal dances. 
All things Dino- Woah, okay, where to begin. I love dinosaurs. I actually asked my boyfriend to buy me one for Christmas. But he said it might be hard, so i'll just have to wait until my birthday next year... :'( <-- sad face.
OMG, i'm eating a pie right now, and it's so good.
Today was the lamest of all lame days... I couldn't go out of the house because of shtoopid riots and my friend Jacinta stayed over last night, so we just watched 90210 on TV all day. Any idea how boring that it? It's fair boring, just sayin'. 
I got mad at my boyfriend (Michael) today because he's been out fishing for the past 2 days and I've hardly heard from him. Then he got mad at me, and i got mad at him, and then he stopped talking to me again. But were talking now. If you're reading this, then i love you baby, but next time, take your phone with you -_-*
Haha my big brother Mitchell and i are home alone tonight (parents are staying out for their wedding anniversary.. Yulckkk D:) and so we decided to suss out the Christmas presents ;D mum, if you're reading this- it was all Mitchell's idea i swear, but thanks for the PSP and the new Assassins Creed game i've been wanting for like, a billion years :DDDDDD (well, the PSP anyway).
my pie is cold now, and it's gross so i dont want to eat it anymore. 
man, i really hope mum doesn't read my blog, she'd be so CRANKY. Speaking of my mum, the other day my family and I were discussing swearing, in the car. This is how it went-
Mum: mitchell, you can occasionally say SHIT but you can never say ASS
Me & Mitchell: Lul, what? Mum, ASS is way worse than SHIT..
Mum: No it isn't!?
Me: LOL (Insert LOL face here)
Mitchell: Hahah oh mum
Dad: Well, I think he shouldn't swear at all. He must say, Poo- even better, faeces, and bottom.
Me: Trololol. Bottom.
Mum: Kelsey you can't swear at all!
Me: WHAT!? Once mitchell starts i'm starting!?
Mum: no, he's 16, your 15. there's rules Kelsey
Me: -_- ...
I love my family. when they let me go out. which isn't often. So i don't think i'll be going to my mates party tomorrow. Which saddens me. A lot. *sigh* Oh the life of a teenager... It's great isn't it?  -_-
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RawR!